TMNT THEME!

NOW THAT'S DEMOCRACY.

Peru, South America.

PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEILS 'LIGHTER SIDE'

In response to a question from a US reporter regarding the Presidents intelligence: "*Ruffling... riggling...* There; let me ask this; could Abe Lincoln or John Kennedy remove his underwear while keeping his pants [American for 'trousers'] on? I dare say Eichman [obviously meant 'Einstein'] could have, or Stephen Hawking."

AFRICAN MAN KILLED BY MUTANT DUVET

JAPAN REVEALS LATEST INOVATION: 'THE ONE MAN RIOT'

New innovation being hailed as the 'new Internet'.

SHERBET EXPLOSION IN ISREAL KILLS 6