New iTaser

The iTaser from Apple has finally hit shelves after lengthy court battles. The new Phone/MP3 Player/Taser retails at $300 or £600 in the UK. The new gadget has everything for the 21st century person who fears terror attacks and is cheifly for the Coalition of the Willing market. The iTaser will be a prelude to the iKill which will unvailed next year which will have the same accesories as the iTaser but including a built in sub machine gun a drawer for storing quick lime and a fold out shovel. Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple said on Friday "This product will be rolled out starting with deprived areas accoss the USA from early 2008 and should make life easier for the 'troubled American'".

Union Jack not aging well

The redesign and relaunch of the Union Jack has angered some as in order to make the flag inclusive for all regions of the UK sparkles have been added to represent Wales(reference to Wales favourite son and only gay in the villege Daffyd Thomas)and the blue has been lightened under order of the Scotish Parliament as the original St Andrews cross was sky blue and not USA/Bush blue. The new flag was lauched by Ginger Spice on Friday she had no comment on the subject, though Scary Spice did say it was "a bit gay".

Clinton those cals

Presidential candiddate Hilary Clintons diet advice goes down well with female and metrosexual voters accross America. She is however not in favour of liposuction as sucking can do alot of damage, not just to you but your family. While on stage she demonstrated her own excercise including (as pictured) 'National debt' and 'Lynching lunges'.

Gordon Brown

The best world leader since Stalin

Hello

I'm back in charge again!

TMNT THEME!

NOW THAT'S DEMOCRACY.

Peru, South America.

PRESIDENT BUSH UNVEILS 'LIGHTER SIDE'

In response to a question from a US reporter regarding the Presidents intelligence: "*Ruffling... riggling...* There; let me ask this; could Abe Lincoln or John Kennedy remove his underwear while keeping his pants [American for 'trousers'] on? I dare say Eichman [obviously meant 'Einstein'] could have, or Stephen Hawking."

AFRICAN MAN KILLED BY MUTANT DUVET

JAPAN REVEALS LATEST INOVATION: 'THE ONE MAN RIOT'

New innovation being hailed as the 'new Internet'.

SHERBET EXPLOSION IN ISREAL KILLS 6

Interesting...

Go too Google and type in "Sweaty Baboon". Then click the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.

THE FRENCH: Sophisticated rioting

Ah the French; The Eiffel Tower, Napolean Bonaparte, the Arc de Triomphe, baugettes, Citron: The French really do add a touch of class to everything they get involved; art, monuments, leaders, great food, cars and now it seems; rioting. Yes gone are the days of wee Micky and wee Jimmy kicking the Shi-ite (as in Muslim) out of each other in Portadown. Now the French have got involved. For over 500 years rioting has been the official game of Ireland with teams joining the International Rioting Association with its base in West Belfast from accross the World including of course the British Army however this standing is under threat. As one French reporter remarked today "throwing rocks and le petrol de bombs are oot; chucking baguettes and snails arrrr in".
The French really do have a certain 'june say wat?' about this whole thing. They just do the whole throwing pavement slabs with a touch of style and sophistication.

[Above pic: Cosmopolitan Belfast. Wait a mo... Eiffel Tower, great architecture...]

ONLY REAL MEN WEAR Y-FRONTS

Saddam Hussein 'en le nip' as they say in France.

SUSPICIOUS: Why are their hardly any Irish Protestants in the South?

Personally I think they might all be under some patio in Dublin.

YEEHAA: There still is a boarder after all

A Co. Tyrone man has become the first person to be extradited across the border from Northern Ireland to the Republic under new legislation.
Jason Graham, 27, was handed over to Southern Ireland Gardaí at Lifford Bridge, between Strabane and Lifford, this afternoon.
He was arrested by the Northern Ireland Police Service and taken before a court in Belfast last week on foot of a European Arrest Warrant to face assault charges in Co. Donegal.
The new legislation allows for extradition between European countries and between Europe and the USA for offences of any kind that carry at least a potential 12-month custodial sentence.

* THATS WHAT THE BOARDERS FOR *

PARIS HILTON CAUGHT SCREWING BY TRENDY L. A. POOL

This Webpage is beginning to go quite downmarket.