Saturday, February 25, 2006

NOBODY LIKES A VEGETARIAN

ROMANS ROAD

The ROMANS ROAD is a pathway you can walk.
It is a group of bible verses from the book of Romans in the New Testament.
If you walk down this road you will end up understanding how to be saved.

Romans 3:23
"For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God."
We all have sin in our hearts. We all were born with sin. We were born under the power of sin's control.
Admit that you are a sinner.

Romans 6:23a
"...The wages of sin is death..."
Sin has an ending. It results in death. We all face physical death, which is a result of sin.
But a worse death is spiritual death that alienates us from God, and will last for all eternity.
The Bible does plainly teach that there is a place called the Lake of Fire where lost people will be in torment forever.
It is the place where people end up that remain spiritually dead.
Understand that you deserve death for your sin.

Romans 6:23b
"...But the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
Salvation is a free gift from God to you! We can't earn this gift, but we must reach out and receive it.
Ask God to forgive you and save you.

Romans 5:8
"God demonstrates His own love for us, in that while we were yet sinners Christ died for us!"
When Jesus died on the cross He paid sin's penalty. He paid the cosmic price for all sin, and when He took all the sins of the world on Himself on the cross, He bought us out of slavery to sin and death! The only condition is that we believe in Him and what He has done for us, understanding that we are now joined with Him, and that He is our life.
Because He loved us and gave Himself for us!
Give your life to God... His love poured out in Jesus on the cross is your only hope to have forgiveness and change. His love bought you out of being a slave to sin. His love is what saves you. Not religion, or church membership.
God loves you! And reaches you right where you are.

Romans 10:13
"Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved!"
Call out to God in the name of Jesus!

Romans 10:9,10
"...If you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Jesus from the dead, you shall be saved; for with the heart man believes, resulting in righteousness, and with the mouth he confesses, resulting in salvation."
If you know that God is knocking on your heart door,
ask Him to come into your heart.

Jesus said,
Revelation 3:20a
"Behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him..."
Is Jesus knocking on your heart's door?

Believe in Him. Ask Him to come in to your heart by faith, and ask Him to reveal Himself to you. Open the bible to the gospel of John and read what God says about Jesus, about you, and about being born again.

God will help you. Just talk to Him. He loves you.

You need to look for a local church where God's word is preached. The bible says that we are to desire God's word like a newborn baby desires mother's milk.
Aren't you hungry to know the truth?

Water baptism is one of the ways you first show that you have been joined to Jesus. The symbolism is this: When you go down in the water you show that you have been crucified and buried with Him, And when you come up out of the water you show that you have been raised to walk with Him in newness of life. (See Romans chapter 6)

You have been born again. (See John chapter 3) Your body has become God's temple. Your heart is where He lives. Forgiveness is yours in Jesus. And you belong to Him. You were sin's slave. But now...You are a child of GOD!

John 1:12
"As many as received Him, to them He gave the right to become children of God,
even to those who believe in His name!"

INTOLERENCE


"This is a webpage were I share my sense of humor and my faith. I do not believe my site should be a place for frankly sick anti-Christian comments. I am offended and shocked at the perpatraitors. Comments against another's beliefs is the highest of all insults and should stop. My site is designed for my good friends; Christian friends, and non-Christian friends; who are open and excepting. Things should change. I believe in free speech, but when free speech means unitelligent jibes it is not free speech but mindless. I am proud of my faith and my circle of friends and I wish to keep it that way whatever anyone associated says against." — John H. Hanna

"I believe in an America where religious intolerance will someday end — where all men and all churches are treated as equal — where every man has the same right to attend or not to attend the church of his choice...and where Catholics, Protestants and Jews...will refrain from those attitudes of disdain and division which have so often marred their works in the past, and promote instead the American ideal of brotherhood." — John F. Kennedy, "Address To Southern Baptist Leaders," 1960

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Thursday, February 23, 2006

NEW: The Gospel according to Scripture Union


Posted with a tongue firmly in cheek. We're on the lookout for a new Down High School Scripture Union slogan for advertising and marketing purposes, something along the lines of:
"Scripture Union: I cant believe it's not Christianity", "Scripture Union: Tried sex, drugs, rock and roll? Feeling empty? Then come to S. U. and do it all over again", "Scripture Union: We make it up as we go along", "Scripture Union: Doctrine's? What Doctrine's", "Scripture Union: No faith required","Scripture Union: May not actually contain Christianity", "Scripture Union: May contain nuts", "Scripture Union [does not contain scripture]", "Scripture Union: Christianity with only half the moral's!" or my personal favorite; "Scripture Union: There for when you realize atheism is just really boring".
[Picture: some random unionist's (Scripture Unionist's)]

WHAT'S THAT I SMELL. FOREST FIRE? KENYA? BUT I'M ON HOLIDAY [IN HAWAII]!


Superman Tee: £16
Bermuda Shorts: £24
Bananna-Leaf Hat: £6
Hawaiian Necklace: £6
Looking like a complete eejit: PRICELESS

I'M NOT BEING SECTARIAN, BUT...


[I love Catholics.]

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

COLONEL H CAPTURED


'Colonel H' captured in Moscow posing as statue of Roman god. Reports say he maybe forced to take part in a "Military Skills Competition" at BK. More details will follow.

NET CLOSES IN ON OFFICER WANTED FOR WAR CRIMES


scaryfeet can exclusively reveal that the net is closing in on a guy only known as 'Brigadier H' seen in pictures posted earlier this month with regard to PW abuse. 'Colonel H' [also seen in pictures] has already been interviewed by UN Attorneys.

I MET PAISLEY! At a Scripture Union party


It's true last week I met DUP leader and cause of all of N. Ireland's problems; Ian Paisley at an SU party ['BE AS TY-rant']. We talked for several minutes about Irish politics and world affairs he's quite nice; he reminds me of a good friend of mine; Richard Mulligan for some reason. We kissed, then made-out for hours.

SERIOUSLY DO NOT PRESS!


I thank Steve for this game.

DAVID TRIMBLE ON HOTorNOT.com


David Trimble has joined the ranks of the hot and the not on hotornot.com! President Trimble will be online for several months allowing the citizens of the world to rank the good looks of David Trimble out of 10. Please vote non-partisan.

RATE DAVY [davytrimble98] on HOTorNot.com.

UNTITLED: I believe the dipiction conveys everything


Spain; we understand. Palestine/Isreal; we understand. Iraq; we understand.

Monday, February 20, 2006

SCARE YOURSELF WITH SKY: You've just gotta love Rupert Murdoch for scaring the Shi'ite [as in Muslim] out of everyone


Scare the pants of yourself with Sky News' new FOX-style Atomic Weapon's Interactive Map. I'm going under ground for a while. How many do you think might be lurking around N. Ireland? There's a rumour that there a several stationed underwater outside Ballynahinch in a lough near the 'secret' Missile manufacturing site.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

THE SIGNS IN BELFAST ARE REALLY GETTING OUT OF HAND

NEW CONSERVATIVE PARTY SLOGAN LAUNCHED




[For those who just didn't get the Sunningdale Agreement i. e. Slow Learners (according to S. D. L. P.): D. C. as in David Cameron]

NEW PRISONER ABUSE PHOTO'S DISCOVERED: This time their our guy's


In this photo two soldiers in British DPM can be seen smiling while posing with a Prisoner of War [hooded individual]. Mimicking earlier U. S. Iraqi abuse photos. Sick.


In this shocking picture the PW can be seen on the ground face down with a rather handsome, dare I say attractive British 'soldier' pinning his neck down while displaying the victory sign. The other guy is seen with his foot placed on the PW's back. Vile.

COMMENT AND LETS END THIS MADNESS.