SOLUTION TO THE NORTHERN IRELAND PROBLEM POLL:
*End segregation in N. Ireland education
Schooling will no longer be segregated along religious lines eliminating the threat of Catholic/Protestant 'hidden curriculum's'.
*Bring Trimble back and fast
All Northern political parties will be dissolved and David Trimble will become IL Duce ['the leader'].
*Let the Americans sort it out
All Irish northerners will be sent on a fully paid holiday to Florida, U. S., for 3 weeks leaving plenty of time for the yanks to sort the situation out in the Occupied Six Counties of the North. Northern Ireland; the 51st State.
*Sell N. Ireland to the Saudi's
Northern Ireland will be sold to Saudi oil Sheik's on account of Northern Ireland's abundant oil reserve. The North will be towed away and grafted onto the south side of Saudi Arabia.
*Do a country swap with Sudan
Basically a 'problem swap' along the lines of Channel 4's 'Wife Swap'. We get faced with the prospects of food shortage and famine... And they get Northern Ireland. BARGAIN!
*Civil War
Relatively simple. Two teams Green and Red; fight to the death.
*Get the United Nations involved
Kofi Annan, Blue Berets, Hans Blix etc.
*Rock-Paper-Scissors competition
Representative of Protestant grouping and representative of Catholic grouping meet at Hillsborough Castle. Best of 3!
*United Ireland [controversial]
United in name only.
*Parachute-in Morcambe and Wise
1970's Brit idea. Could have several drawbacks on account that they've both been dead for twenty years. Still should be a good show though.
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4 comments:
Why is a United Ireland so "[controversial]" and unwanted? Is this site anything more than unionist propaganda? I will certainly be flagging it.
Obviously free speech isn't in your vocabulary. This site seeks to resolve the Occupied Six Counties of the North's issues by just looking at them and having a big laugh! Nothing more, nothing less. Although I do perfer any one who is pro-agreement: unionist or nationalist... especially David Trimble. MOVE ON ANONYMOUS THE WAR'S OVER!
It's interesting anonymous that everything with regard to N. Ireland politics comes down to a flags dispute. If you don't like this webpage; fine, go and live in your bigoted mindset. BE OPEN.
FLAG IT IF YOU WANT; I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE! :O)
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