"[BANG] ARGGGGH! YOU SHOT ME! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SHOT ME! YOU @*€\!" Vice President Cheney has some questions to answer

As the world's press takes aim at U. S. Vice President Dick Cheney over the fact that he shot a close 78 year old friend, one must ask; how bad would you feel! I pose the question which would you perfer to shoot; a defenceless Quail, or a bloodsucking, ambulence-chasing AMERICAN attorney?!