In Summer 2005 former N. Ireland First Minister (it basically means Prime Minister but we have to be PC!) David Trimble was frozen by the Irish government to preserve his moderate and demi-god-like opinions for a future N. Ireland generation that would except him (the above distressing picture shows Davy's present state). Unfortunatly due to Irish government cutbacks Mr Trimble is in a large home-freezer somewere in Dublin. (P.S. I have nothing against the Irish government I actually quite like them... I'll stop digging!!) I propose that Mr Trimble is transported (First-Class delivery- 32p what a bargin!) to Hillsborough Castle were he will take up residence a President of N. Ireland. All hail President Trimble! Please sign petition leaving feedback below.
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