Tuesday, February 07, 2006

BUY BOOK! Before all remaining copies are pulped to make syringes to 'put-down' puppies


[WARNING: The following post may contain some 'lies'...]
After being removed from Queen's Uni. Bookshop webpage 'A Man Stepped Out for Death: Thomas Russell and Co. Down' is still available. It has been reported that some of the authors have been forced into prostitution while others have sunk even lower to actually signing copies of the book and selling them to U6th students to cancel debts.
Although the authors were politely 'asked' to purchase remaining books (before legal action would ensue), there are some books available to purchase on amazon.com. At present exchange rates the best deal (for the authors) may be found at kennys.ie at €7.67 (thats £5.265 in real money- tut Southerner's!). PLEASE BUY COPIES OR PUPPIES WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!

9 comments:

scaryfeet1 said...

Great read well done Mr Dawson and Mr Orr!

Anonymous said...

I'd like to report that since the revenue raised from the book sales, Mr Dawson no longer requires money for his sexual exploits with pupils.

scaryfeet1 said...

Not apropriate anonymous.

Anonymous said...

Just cus you dont have to pay for it anymore

Anonymous said...

Mr dawson eats a bowl of nails for breakfast, with no milk.

Anonymous said...

Mr Dawson is my hero, and i know for a fact that he does not eat nails for breakfast. These ridiculous accusations must come to an end before it spirals out of control and someone gets hurt, physically and emotionally.

Anonymous said...

Mr Dawson, He works 60% of the time, all the time.

Anonymous said...

He is the hybrid of Samuel Alito and Ian Hislop. His sexual exploits should surely not be the focus of homosexual sychophants or quotes from anchorman. I love Pink Floyd

Anonymous said...

Burn in hell for your sins, lord Dawson is not pleased