Posted with a tongue firmly in cheek!!!! We're on the lookout for a new Down High School Scripture Union slogan for advertising and marketing purposes, something along the lines of: "Scripture Union: I cant believe it's not Christianity", "Scripture Union: Tried sex, drugs, rock and roll? Feeling empty? Then come to S. U. and do it all over again!", "Scripture Union: We make it up as we go along", "Scripture Union: Doctrine's? What Doctrine's", "Scripture Union: Christianity with only half the moral's!" or my personal favourite; "Scripture Union: There for when you realise atheism is just really boring".
[Above pic of some random unionist's (Scripture Unionist's!!!!)]
12 comments:
How About: "No faith required"
OR
"Scripture Union - May not actually contain Christianity"
A spin on neocon's post: "Scripture Union: May contain nuts" or "Scripture Union [May not contain scripture]".
Thanks Nick... I mean 'neocon'.
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
You give the left a bad name.
omnipotence paradox. suck on that frizzle fry
Consult Bible anonymous!!!
I wrote the bible, and God is my love child.
You should ultimately worship me. I, unlike God can do ANYTHING!
God coudn't even get Trimble re-elected....
And john... it was ME who gave you the strength after you tried for 10 minutes to climb sixfoot up that rope at the weekend.
William... sorry I mean 'anonymous', only God could have got me up that rope on Sunday. No amount of voodoo or animal sacrifice could have acheived the imposible on that day. You witnessed a miracle William on the Assult Course at BK [Ballykinler]!
P. S. You did not write the Bible (on account of you being 18) and Trimble will be back!
Well John... sorry i mean Mr Cameron, i beg to differ.
ps. Cocked or un-cocked?
Cocked.
No uncocked... Cocked!
BANG!
You won... kind of
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